May 2012
A lovely poem by rhymezone.com:
roses are red violets are blue
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Today I wrote my friend Charla a note and it said “you’re a wiener” and then later my teacher Gregg found it and says “you are a wiener” and it was the funniest thing all day.
dysenterygay:
omg in english i found out how to make word talk and it was dead silence and all of a sudden my computer was like
anal
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11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
dogw00d:
I’m gonna write Joe Biden/Barack Obama fanfiction and it’s going to be called forBiden love
thorhead:
do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty
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sherlylock:
my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
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